I'm in Pain

Well, I've had an interesting last couple of days. They're just like a blur, like a dream. It all started with working with the preschoolers. We were outside for a field day - fun. Well, at one point I was standing forward with my head turned yelling at some kids and this 3 year old comes running at me full force with his head down and hits me so hard "below the belt." Yeah, it hurt! Like a mug! I know this is getting a little personal, but it hurt to P the rest of the day. But now, besides a little bruising, I'm doing much better.
Later that day I was very hungry and decided to grab a subway sandwich. The lady who was cutting my bread TOTALLY sliced her hand open- gushing blood. It was quite disgusting. Totally ruined my appittie!!!!!
Well, Later that day I was at a stoplight with my head turned talking to my passanger when this white truck decides to rear end me. She hit pretty hard cause it was a loud bang and my car and neck jolted forward quite a bit. So, I think i've experienced some whip lash from that. Unfortunately, I pulled over expecting the girl to follow, but nope, she took off. So, I had to make a trip to the Police station and file a report. The thing that distrubed me the most was that she didn't stop to see if we were ok, being that she hit us pretty dang hard.
ANYWAYS, so, I try to put all of this out of my mind last night when I was at a bridal shower enjoying some yummy snacks. As I was eating a pickle (I love pickles) I somehow mistaked my tongue for the pickle and bit into it so hard. Its numb and sore today. :(
As we were leaving the house my friend stubbed her toe on sharp metal and pretty much took her toe off (once again lots of blood). Forgetting that I have a nice first aid kit in my car, our nursing student friend fixed up her toe with the supplies I gave her of napkins and packing tape. It wasn't till we got home that I remembered the first aid kit in the car. :(
Anyways, Wonder what will come of today?