Kids and the freedom of their bodily functions
Yesterday one of my first graders at work was sitting on my lap when he farted so loud that it vibrated my leg AND the entire chair. All the other teachers were laughing pretty hard... and I got kind of embarrassed... why did I get embarrassed? I wasn't the one who farted? Anyways, I wrestled the kid to the ground and yelled "don't you ever do that to a girl." He thought it was pretty funny. I did too.